Teacher Suzie
O ne day teacher Suzie met a 35 year old man. When his eye met her eye, they immediately fell in love but the man (named Patrick) was made out of chocolate!!!! On their wedding day and when he was standing next to the man who reads out the words, teacher Suzie could smell the creamy, tasty chocolate. She ran towards him and bit his head off!!!!!!! It was so shocking!! Melted chocolate exploded everywhere. Everyone was running away. Just then, I saw something special, teacher Suzie turned into a banana!! Her hands were made of marsh-mellows and her hair was chocolate but only very short. I stared and stared and stared that I fell asleep. (P.S people who are reading this, just to let you know I slept at 11 o clock so don’t think I’m weird ok thanks!! ) Suddenly, when I woke up I saw a monkey heading toward teacher Suzie. Since I wanted to go to the toilet, I farted so hard and I zoomed across the room to...